Channel 4 Invites You To Play With Its Privates

Privates, the joint sexual education venture between Channel 4 and Zombie Cow, has been thrust upon the PC and is available to download and play for free.
The tongue-in-cheek (and other parts) title is a wry look at sexual health. Though it may take one or two liberties with reality, as “It’s up to you to take charge and lead your squad in and around people’s private parts, clearing them of all manner of pesky and dangerous critters, oozes and bosses.”
Watch the mind-blowing trailer for more explicit details.
There’s no sign just yet of the mooted Xbox 360 version, which is a bit of a concern after Zombie Cow’s issues with the service. We’ve put out some feelers to the developer about this, and will update you with any news we receive.
[UPDATE] Zombie Cow’s Dan Marshall informs us: “We’re still looking into it. PC version took priority.”