Not actually featuring squirrels in woodchippers, but that’s the kind of phrasing you can look forward to from the characters in Far Cry 3’s co-op mode. Callum (the .. err .. ‘Scottish thug’) is of particular interest, sounding like an attempt to ride the hype rails for Trainspotting about sixteen years too late.
Still, if you’re here for lines like “yea bloody cocksucking wanker!!” then you probably won’t be disappointed. The co-op mode is said to be around six hours or so in length, so that’s a lot of dubious dialect in store.
Far Cry 3 is out on Friday in Europe, and 4 December in the US. Here’s what Tim made of the game when he entered the jungle. Meanwhile, Paul’s been playing with the map editor, which you can watch in three parts: here, here and here.