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    PES 2013

    They’re using their feet to play with balls. That’s why it’s called football, everyone.

    It’s that time of year again, everyone. It’s time for virtual balls. Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 is apparently now out in North America, and as a result, Konami have released a North American launch trailer.

    Said launch trailer has a hefty focus on both sweaty men and balls. There’s some kicking of balls, and some tricks with balls. There’s a lot of men chasing after balls and trying to get balls from other men. There’s also some talk about which clubs are actually in the game, in case you’re interested in actual information, and not just me finding new and euphemistic ways to use the word “balls”.

    Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 is, I guess, out now in North America. I’m pretty sure it’s also out now in Europe. As such, you can get your hands on some balls today.

    Tim McDonald
    Tim has been playing PC games for longer than he's willing to admit. He's written for a number of publications, but has been with PC Invasion - in all its various incarnations - for over a decade. When not writing about games, Tim can occasionally be found speedrunning terrible ones, making people angry in Dota 2, or playing something obscure and random. He's also weirdly proud of his status as (probably) the Isle of Man's only professional games journalist.

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