June 22nd, 2017

Balls out: Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 gets North American launch trailer

PES 2013
They’re using their feet to play with balls. That’s why it’s called football, everyone.

It’s that time of year again, everyone. It’s time for virtual balls. Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 is apparently now out in North America, and as a result, Konami have released a North American launch trailer.

Said launch trailer has a hefty focus on both sweaty men and balls. There’s some kicking of balls, and some tricks with balls. There’s a lot of men chasing after balls and trying to get balls from other men. There’s also some talk about which clubs are actually in the game, in case you’re interested in actual information, and not just me finding new and euphemistic ways to use the word “balls”.

Pro Evolution Soccer 2014 is, I guess, out now in North America. I’m pretty sure it’s also out now in Europe. As such, you can get your hands on some balls today.

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