Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number vaguely dated

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It’s okay, kids! They’re just rolling around in tomato sauce, and they don’t have clothes on because they don’t want to get them dirty! It’s fine! Everything’s fine!

I’ve been waiting for a call from Dennaton Games ever since finishing Hotline Miami. At long last, they’ve picked up the phone and announced that Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number will be releasing in the third quarter of this year.

That is literally the entirety of the news. TIME TO PAD IT OUT.

This comes via a Tweet on the Hotline Miami Twitter account, which reads: “Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number will launch in Q3 2014. Act accordingly. #BusinessTalk”. A little later, Devolver Digital clarified that the game would be launching on “PC, Mac, and Linux” on day one (I’m assuming “PC” means “Windows”) with a day one launch for the PS3, PS4, and Vita versions not quite written in stone.

Having played Hotline Miami on the Vita out of a vague sense of “Ooh, that means I can play Hotline Miami anywhere,” I can confirm that I will not be buying Hotline Miami 2 on that system. The controls, they were horrible.

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