IncGamers Poll: Best line from Dragon Age: Inquisition’s ESRB rating

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Well he’s certainly giving me the horn.

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There’s no way of saying this without it sounding quite sad, but the ESRB (Entertainment Software Rating Board) summaries often make for hilarious reading. Dragon Age: Inquisition’s is more special than most, because it contains deadpan references to saucy romance. And that’s always funny.

So, as something of a lighter opinion poll, this week IncGamers is asking you to choose your favourite sentence from the ESRB Dragon Age: Inquisition summary. Or you can opt out and call BioWare names. It’s up to you.

Your exciting choices are:

1. “Characters depicted topless or with exposed buttocks.”

2. “Fellatio is implied” (also a potential band name for any musicians reading this.)

3. “”I will bring myself sexual pleasure later, while thinking about this with great respect’.”

Or,

4. None of them, BioWare is terrible now.

Try to imagine all of them being read out in a dry, deadpan tone by suited ESRB officials. Think carefully, because you only have one vote. Unless you cheat and somehow use multiple IP addresses or something, but if you feel the need to do that for this particular poll you may be in need of some gentle help.

As usual, this poll will run for about a week before it gets replaced with a new one. Cast your vote, below! Or over on the side-bar to the right, there.

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