Prophet pretty much wants to marry his gun in this Crysis 3 ‘Wonders’ trailer

This fourth installment of the Crysis 3 ‘Seven Wonders’ series walks a fine line between exposition and erotica. How else to explain close-up, lingering shots of the weight and heft of the Typhoon’s gun barrel and the breathless statistics about its fire rate?

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Look Prophet, if you want to marry your gun, just say so. It’s ok.

Crysis 3 is due in February.


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