Wow, Mad Men got really different in Season Six.

Gentlemen, this trailer forĀ The Bureau: XCOM Declassified is so secretive that you are not actually allowed to watch it. In fact, it does not exist. You do not exist. And neither does this website you’re reading now. In fact, you know what? Words don’t exist either. Nor do the synaptic processes in your brain that enable you to interpret and understand language.

If, by some strange chance, this trailer did still exist in any meaningful form, it would show REDACTED and a lot of REDACTED, but definitely no REDACTED.

Ok, fine. You want to know the full, horrifying truth? This is mostly just cutscene stuff with a small amount of gameplay. If you want to see how The Bureau: XCOM Declassified really plays, I’d recommend looking at the hour long walkthrough with developer narration released yesterday. It’s more enlightening in pretty much every possible way.

The game will be released on 20 August in the US.

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