Sorry, that headline should actually read as
It seems to have more in common with 1970s exploitation slasher flicks featuring women dressed as sexy (but deadly!) Nazis than the Hitman series, but perhaps it’s … somehow … misleading.
The greatest reveal, of course, would be one that shows every one of those nuns to be Agent 47 in drag. We’ll find out the truth, tomorrow.
Until then, let’s assume that someone over at Square Enix’s marketing team read Kate Beaton’s ‘Strong Female Characters’ and forgot it was satire.