Set down your harvesting tools and retire your train driver’s cap, because there’s a new player in the simulator realm. Woodcutter Simulator 2013 will (presumably) cater to all of your woodcutting simulation needs, allowing you to engage in all the management and day-to-day operations of a timber mill; just like that lady from Twin Peaks.
There probably won’t be any weird, magical serial killers in this game though.
Instead, you can look forward in early 2013 to “a raft of new features including challenging missions, a day and night cycle, realistic weather effects as well as new forest areas.” As well as using wood-chopping and transport vehicles, players will now be able to get up close and personal with their tree of choice and chop it down with a chainsaw.
You can see all of that in the trailer, below.