Mr Stabby: Dragon Age Series Gets Tie-In Replica Weapons

If there’s one thing a 21st Century western-dwelling videogames enthusiast needs more of, it’s $400.00 USD replica swords.
BioWare and Epic Weapons are eager to fill this market, announcing that replicas of the Grey Warden Sword and Darkspawn Greatsword will be available from January 2011, just a couple of months before the scheduled release of Dragon Age 2.
The first two hundred buyers of each weapon will save $50.00 USD on the retail price of $400.00 USD. Maybe one of those people can figure out what design purpose the big hole in the middle of the Darkspawn sword actually serves.
Ask for some parental supervision before looking below at these pointy images.