It’s the return of the world’s smuggest voiceover artist, as Crytek release a new multiplayer-themed video for Crysis 2.
Look, before we get to the video … this voiceover guy. He’s pretty ludicrous. The kind of half-smirk delivery he’s opting for here seems like it’d be more at home on a lowbrow Fifty Dumbest Criminals show or something. “The heist was going according to plan, until Bob decided to rub apple juice on his balls near a hive of angry wasps.” That kind of thing.
But anyway. This video shows you the kinds of weapons you’ll be able to get your hands on if you play Crysis 2’s multiplayer for long enough. Some of them are quite nifty, like the hologram decoy device.
Crysis 2 is due in March for PC, Xbox 360 and PS3.