Jest your way to a copy of Pirates of Black Cove

Paradox thinks you’re funny enough to come up with a joke for Pirates of Black Cove and are willing to give out freebie copies for the best ten.
This is a Facebook-based affair, so of course you’ll have to suffer the indignity of “liking” a page to enter. Aside from that it seems fairly painless, though. Unless you struggle to come up with jokes involving parrots, peg-legs, gunpowder and rum.
Oh yes, you’re also restricted to 60 words or less, so you won’t be able to submit long, rambling stories that end in a terrible pun. Sadly.
The contest ends on 25 July. Pirates of Black Cove will be released for PC on 2 August.