The moment the world experienced Miles Morales’ new suit revealed in Spiderman 2, they all unanimously agreed that it was terrible. The hair, the shoes — everything about the suit is bad.
While I don’t hate Miles Morales’ new suit in Marvel’s Spider-Man 2, I do hate the same suit design on Peter Parker. It really sheds light on how horrible Miles’ suit is thanks to how gross the colors, hair, and obnoxious advertisement is.
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Etbiludecalcinha, a user on Reddit, posted their Miles Morales’ new suit Peter lookalike and it’s horrendous in an amazing way. From Peter’s exposed hair to the lime green, red, and teal color scheme, I finally get why Mils Morales’ suit is so universally disliked.
My favorite part about this Peter Parker new suit is the advertisement. To be honest, I’m wondering why Spider-man hasn’t done this already in an official comic, movie, or game. Peter Parker is always short on money; suit advertisements would be a great way to turn the Spider-man gig into a full-time job.
The Apple logo on the wrist, Supreme around the thigh, Adidas shoes (which is a direct shot at Miles Morales’ new suit), and let’s not forget about the McDonald’s logo on the stomach — I’m simultaneously repulsed and intrigued.
Since Spider-woman suits usually have their hair out (and Silk might sport the same in the inevitable Marvel’s Spider-Man 3), it’s time for the Spider-boys to let their hair flow in the wind as well.
The satire isn’t lost on me. Now that I’ve had this Peter Parker suit burned into my retinas, I get why the Miles Morales new suit is trash. But cut the kid some slack, it is one of the first suits he’s created on his own.
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